Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. This is World of Crap - a world of old cartoons, food that no longer exists, all your old childhood memories. You know, the stuff that everyone pretends they remember so they can look cool down on Facebook. Well we remember it for you so you don't have to (although to be honest we'd be talking about it anyway because we're cooler than you). Oh, and we also talk about stuff we bought in the pound shop, because the world needs to know about that sort of thing. Also: there's this one photo of me wearing ALL my coats.